Hey, fellow Inklings and Octolings! If you’re diving into the colorful chaos of *Splatoon 3*, you know that picking the right weapon can make or break your match. Here are my top recommendations and some sneaky tricks to dominate the battlefield.

1. **Splatana Wiper**: This sword-meets-paintbrush hybrid is a beast in close-quarters combat. Its charged slash covers insane ground, and the Zipcaster special lets you ambush enemies like a ninja. Pro tip: Use the horizontal slash to ink turf quickly while moving.

2. **N-ZAP ’85**: A classic for a reason! This shooter is perfect for support players. Its fast fire rate and Tacticooler special keep your team buffed and unstoppable. Pair it with Sub Power Up to make those Suction Bombs even deadlier.

3. **Sloshing Machine**: Love area control? This bucket-style weapon sloshes ink in arcs, making it great for flushing out campers. The Fizzy Bomb sub-weapon adds pressure, and the Booyah Bomb special? Pure chaos.

Hidden Gem: The **Squeezer**! It’s tricky to master (tap for single shots, hold for rapid fire), but its precision is unmatched. Perfect for picking off snipers or inking distant zones.

Don’t forget to experiment with gear abilities! Ninja Squid works wonders with fast weapons, while Ink Saver (Main) is a lifesaver for ink-hungry tools like the Sloshing Machine.