Hey there, fellow squids and kids! If you’re diving into the colorful chaos of *Splatoon 3*, you know that picking the right weapon can make or break your match. Here are my top recommendations and some sneaky tricks to dominate the battlefield!

1. **Splatana Wiper**: This melee-range beast is perfect for aggressive players. Its charged slash covers insane ground and can one-shot opponents. Pair it with the *Toxic Mist* sub-weapon to trap enemies and secure easy kills.

2. **N-ZAP ’89**: A classic for a reason! This shooter is incredibly versatile, with a fast fire rate and the *Tenta Missiles* special. Perfect for mid-range support and inking turf efficiently.

3. **Sloshing Machine**: Love area control? This bucket-style weapon sloshes ink in arcs, making it great for flushing out campers. The *Fizzy Bomb* sub-weapon adds extra pressure, and the *Booyah Bomb* special is a game-changer.

**Hidden Tip**: Did you know you can cancel the *Splatana Wiper*’s charge by pressing B? Use this to fake out opponents and bait them into bad positions!

For ranked modes like *Tower Control*, the *Splat Roller* is a sneaky pick. Roll over enemies or flick ink to control choke points. Just watch out for snipers!